{"product_id":"youre-the-tits-card","title":"You're The Tits Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eSometimes you need to tell someone they're brilliant, hilarious, and absolutely the best. But why say it with boring words when you can say it with watercolour boobs wearing nipple tassels?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eThis funny friendship card celebrates boobs in all their magnificent glory, in all shapes and sizes. It's for the people who show up. Who get it. Who make you laugh until you can't breathe. The ones who are, quite simply, the tits.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with gorgeous watercolour detail and hand-finished with sparkly gems by actual humans (not robots), because your favourite person deserves a bit of sparkle.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eOther cards say \"you're amazing.\" This one says \"you're the tits\" with style, humour, and a whole lot of personality. The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, and there's a cheeky novelty fortune tucked inside.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eFor the friend who's absolutely the tits.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat You Get:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty fortune\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-finished with gems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBespoke colourful envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 100% PEFC-Certified paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with heart and hand in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e140mm x 140mm when folded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Papernest Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51277218316511,"sku":"PPC-TAM-YTT-001","price":8.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/1549\/1807\/files\/funny-friendship-card-youre-the-tits-watercolour-boobs-nipple-tassels-hand-finished-gems-australian-made_720x_7b567829-70a0-4dd9-b14b-41100a3f8c7a.webp?v=1787887081","url":"https:\/\/corelifestylestore.com.au\/products\/youre-the-tits-card","provider":"Core Lifestyle Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}